Free discreet shipping over $50No questions asked. Ever.America’s straightest merchPlain brown boxes onlyNext questionProudly made in the U.S.A. (by regular guys)Free discreet shipping over $50No questions asked. Ever.America’s straightest merchPlain brown boxes onlyNext questionProudly made in the U.S.A. (by regular guys)
The Commemorative Collection

Remember Lindsey as he was: America’s straightest politician.

…and there’s nothing else to see here.

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Your neighbors will never know. Not that there is anything to know.

Zero follow-ups

We do not send surveys. We do not ask questions. We never have.

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Delivered straight to you. Very straight. As straight as it gets.

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The Collection

Merch for regular guys

Every item is printed, stitched, and shipped with the same quiet confidence he brings to every press conference he leaves early.

Apparel

4.9 (2,318)
$29.95

Tailgate

4.8 (1,407)
$34.95

Tailgate

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$14.95

Home & Hearth

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$18.95

Apparel

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$24.95

Home & Hearth

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$19.95

Accessories

4.7 (3,120)
$5.95

Tailgate

4.5 (412)
$8.95

Home & Hearth

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$39.95

Home & Hearth

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$22.95

Accessories

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$12.95

Apparel

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$16.95

A message from the store

“Some men are remembered for what they said. Others for what they never, ever, under any circumstances, brought up.”

— Plaque on the wall of our break room, which nobody asks about

Satisfied customers

Verified buyers. Unverified everything else.

5.0 (1)
“Bought the apron for my husband. He wore it to a cookout and three senators asked where he got it. Then they all left early together. Great quality.”
Brenda T. · Greenville, SC
5.0 (1)
“I asked customer service a simple question about sizing and they said “next question.” Five stars, very on-brand.”
Marcus R. · Columbia, SC
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“The Prism of Liberty flag is the most patriotic thing I own. My neighbors keep winking at me. I wink back. It is about freedom.”
Dale W. · Myrtle Beach, SC

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